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  • Metabolism Card

    Metabolism Card

    $6

    “It’s all fun and games until your metabolism slows down. Happy birthday.” Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inPrinting: LetterpressInside Message: BlankPaper: Whit...

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  • Existential Meltdown Card

    Existential Meltdown Card

    $6

    blank inside 4.25" x 5.5" plastic-free soy ink on sustainably-sourced paper 100% recycled envelope printed in USA

  • act my age card

    $6

    "I don't know how to 'act my age'. I've never been this old before." Inside left blank for your message. Famous quotations and bold arrangements fr...

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  • pretending card

    pretending card

    $6

    Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inPrinting: Silver foilInside Message: BlankPaper: White cottonEnvelope: Brown bag

  • botox card

    botox card

    $6

    Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inPaper: Ecru cottonEnvelope: Brown KraftInk: GrayPrinting: LetterpressInside Message: BlankPaper Color: Ecru

  • dramatic change card

    $6

    Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inPrinting: Silver foilInside Message: BlankPaper: White cottonEnvelope: Brown bag

  • Hump Buddy Card

    Hump Buddy Card

    $6

    blank inside 4.25" x 5.5" plastic-free soy ink on sustainably-sourced paper 100% recycled envelope printed in USA

  • 2020 Mood Card

    2020 Mood Card

    $6

    “2020 mood” card. Because what other sentiment is there right now? These cards are printed using the centuries old technique of block printing. eac...

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  • Not An Act - F card

    Not An Act - F card

    $6

    Designed and printed in NY. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.

  • plot a murder card

    plot a murder card

    $6

    Designed and printed in New York Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.

  • good haircut card

    good haircut card

    $6

    Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inPrinting: LetterpressInside Message: BlankPaper: White cottonInk: BlackEnvelope: Brown bag

  • hairdresser card

    hairdresser card

    $6

    If you have nothing nice to say, write it in your diary. Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inPrinting: LetterpressInside Message: BlankPaper: White cottonEnvelope: ...

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  • Voted Least Likely Card

    voted least likely card

    $6

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.

  • Open Tabs Card

    Open Tabs Card

    $6

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.