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NEW HOURS: Tesoro LA - Mon-Fri 10-5, Saturday 9-5, Sunday 11-5 / Tesoro BH- Tues-Sat 10-6

Humor

  • not in middle school card

    not in middle school card

    $6

    5x7 white card with bold red letters. Blank inside. Printed at a local, women-owned print shop in Seattle on 100% recycled paper

  • Existential Meltdown Card

    Existential Meltdown Card

    $6

    blank inside 4.25" x 5.5" plastic-free soy ink on sustainably-sourced paper 100% recycled envelope printed in USA

  • Pretending Card

    Pretending Card

    $6

    Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inPrinting: Silver foilInside Message: BlankPaper: White cottonEnvelope: Brown bag

  • Botox Card

    Botox Card

    $6

    Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inPaper: Ecru cottonEnvelope: Brown KraftInk: GrayPrinting: LetterpressInside Message: BlankPaper Color: Ecru

  • goals card

    goals card

    $6

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.

  • Fabulous - Female Card

    Fabulous - Female Card

    $6

    Designed and printed in New York Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside

  • Thoughtless Bitches Card

    Thoughtless Bitches Card

    $6

    Designed and printed in Brooklyn, NY. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside

  • Emergency Contact Card

    Emergency Contact Card

    $6

    Designed and printed in NY. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside

  • Haiku Card

    Haiku Card

    $6

    Designed and printed in NY. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.

  • All Nighter Card

    All Nighter Card

    $6

    Designed and printed in NY. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.

  • Bet Your Ass Card

    Bet Your Ass Card

    $6

    Designed and printed in NY. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.

  • Next Week Card

    Next Week Card

    $7

    Size: 4.25 x 5.5• Inside Message: blank• Paper: ecru cotton• Envelope: brown bag• Printing: letterpress• Ink: black

  • Personal Style Card

    Personal Style Card

    $7

    Size: 4.25 x 5.5• Inside Message: blank• Paper: ecru cotton• Envelope: brown bag• Printing: letterpress• Ink: black

  • Life's A Dick Card

    $6

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.

  • Quiche Card

    Quiche Card

    $6

    Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve.A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside

  • Hump Buddy Card

    Hump Buddy Card

    $6

    blank inside 4.25" x 5.5" plastic-free soy ink on sustainably-sourced paper 100% recycled envelope printed in USA

  • Not An Act - F card

    Not An Act - F card

    $6

    Designed and printed in NY. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.

  • plot a murder card

    plot a murder card

    $6

    Designed and printed in New York Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.